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self-indulgent authorial divertissement
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from notebook and then BRAIN BRAIN what is spock brain
used to be little half-dried puddles at the bottom end of the school playground where weeds would grow and someone would spray and we would smell and taste it all delicious scum
that's how I feel about sharkey.toe right now
that memory reminds me from muddy gutters I see today. There be no metaphor here — only a foul taste in my mouth.
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and then he put up the horrifying picture of my friend and he pasted her face onto the rear end of a huge naked woman orale Sharkey.Toes no ves que así te ve el mundo ya que tú eres editor de esa foto de las dos mujeres el cuerpo encuerado de una giganta y la cara bonita y sonriente de mi amiga esa no es critica que hiciste — V.Muestradad no tengaís nada que ver con la critica, no, la neta es que soís no más ni menos que hechizero de puro insulto, pues, sí y ya te reflejo que perdona nuestras ofensas asi como perdonamos a los que nos ofenden orale liberame Domine de morte aeterna
y aparte la tecnica pues es muy mal hecha la editión de las dos fotos que metiste para abusar e insultar mira chiquillo que has de aprender como editar fotografia mejor mejor my whore yes you should learn like here, for example is something with the edges a little more, pues, sutiles, y te agradezco porque ¿no fuiste tú que me diste esa foto? sí y aparte chingaste a mi amiga asi como te meto allá en la gigante vas al super o vas al comer todo
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something happened that disappointed Sharkey.Toes or angered him he wrote some horrible shit after the West Fargo show last when was it October yes this is my response equally puked vomit retch
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I swear allegiance to the crown of liberty. Also remember how Lana and Lyn told me that the old invisible man behind the fence, further on around the playground, past where I used to fail at softball and running laps was always fat this little gringo, had a knife-sharpening machine in his back-yard shed behind the schoolyard fence and bushy hedges he used to grind up children and eat them. He would grab us if we got too close to the fence. They swore they had proof and pointed to an old beef bone — an ancient vertabrae — tossed out in the yard. I thought his dog had died many many years before. That's how old the bone was — that's how skeptical I am were always be was. Lana it was after all told me years later how she emigrated by crystal dirigible from Atlantis to Egypt. Uh yeah. Right. Well, I believe in dreams, too. But as dreams. Makes me all it does to think how Tere says that — "they" — "we" — never captured caught Sadam Hussein — only one of his doubles. Even though dentists swear on a stack of teeth with records forensic how we
change the record, spin the DVD eye I
walk slowly down the street, scribbling, lift
up my face and glance at the mountain in the nearby distance.
Nothing is a metaphor for anything else. Tiburón Tiburón SharkeyToes is still just as vicious as ever. That picture of my friend's face glued onto a giantess's naked ass swept me over the edge of the jagged mountain cliffs of la Rumorosa and I am angry enough to read the son of a bitch some kind of riot act. But first, investigation and then a bit of flame, here, yes, today, am ON FIRE I'm going to the neighborhood café to read some more. See if what I saw yesterday on Sharkey.toe really was true. Not true, not that what he wrote was NOT true but that it was true that he really DID yes he write wrote it. That it wasn't a horrible fantasy that came in the night to rape my brain. Seems like a nightmare now. It can't be I. He couldn't have, no....
There are all these strange
little
squares and rectangles
haiku cement walls guard
front yard trees behind
wrought iron
and the fluttering of laundry
with scrunch scrunch
of broom
on concrete walk.
The green of these trees be
always the most surprising
aspect
but, after twenty years,
they've
grown
yes
you
and
they're having
you
right now.
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that's how I feel about sharkey.toe right now
his hand with pen up my ass
twisting my brain in
anger coraje
así siento
que dedos de tiburón tiene
la mano metido encima del culo y me agarre por
los meros sesos i i i i i i i i i i i i i ii iii iiiii iiiiiii iiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiii
he's having my brain right now I can't believe it really was
oh yes. it is there. and much, much worse. up and down the spectrum he trashes and thrashes the local poets.
Lord have mercy everyone gets ripped. The poetas de no lugar, the acanto y laurel poets, rip rip shred shred Sharkey.toe kicks and stomps and says we they we they we they are all a bunch of buddy-loving hang-out-together crap-mouth garbage oh my oh my I wish I could manipulate and massage Spanish the way he does but
hell I like hanging out with them
and drinking beers and then
listening to them
read
a n d so
where's the crime in that? what sin
against "poetry" eh?
no nor none if SharkeyToes wants to bitch
and moan
that too is okay with me let'em howl those tiburon toes
I believe in free speech much more than else not
BUT then there is that picture
that horrifying, gross, insulting, piece of photo editing
mmmmmm no no no it was not a dream, it is a nightmare there
no fue un sueño realmente es una pesadilla realmente está allá esa foto
I come riding down the hill in the green taxi from Otay.
Like I came riding down last night, too. Here I am still in shock, still reflecting my own little manure pile of hatred go ahead quote me mangle me twist me all around and out of context I am still here very very angry at what you did to my friend's face oh yes it was you mister sharkey.toe yes you did that gross insulting trick you fucking whore you did you did you dit id grrrrrrrrrrr
now wait a minute. calm down Danny, you should not call sharkey.toe a phucking hoar because that is insulting to the prostitutes yes it is to say that he is that is that is an outright bare-faced insult to the hard-working prostitutes no he is much worse than a whore no, he is an enormous waste of talent and you, just like you are, dear Danial, and you are jealous for all his violent power over the Spanish tongue oh no no No NO NNNNNOOOOOOOOO i am NOT yes you are not yes you NOT NOT NOT
My own little hate-fulled SHARKEY.TOES BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA , continued
The Casa de la Nueve is celebrating its anniversary. I go to hear the house poets read LAST NIGHT. As you might have guessed they're called No-Lugar Poets or Poetas de No Place yeah mix up the words Danny see if I care Mikey not. Anyway, WE SEE all kinds of people there last night and just kick back and hear their poetry. Very enjoyable. We are crazy for poetry. Both of our left and write hands yes. We see all kinds of people there we hadn't seen for a while. Maybe even Sharkey was there. I dunno. Hadn't found the photo of him yet. Here's what he looks like I found it today. Hmmm.
Earlier in the afternoon yesterday I read Shakey.Toes denunciation of them and every other goddam poet in the book he is especially horrible to my friend Aida he pastes her face onto the huge looming ass of some horrifying monster woman with lips like you simply would not could not believe I don't believe it I have to go check out more of his web blogs today yeah that's right Danial denial you're the freickin hore you Danny screaming voyeur look at you all excited and what emotion my my my but But BUT NO No
no I have to go just to convince myself it wasn't a dream, wasn't a dripping wet nightnare no it was real I have not gone to sleep since that time today he pissed the possibility for sleep right out of my brain oh no Oh NO OH NOOOOOOO I sit here screaming and flaming at the keyboard in the internet cafe
(LIAR you're writing at home, as usual you only upload well okay okay but I checked it out at the cafe that you did Dani you voyeur freak)
and well so okay when I say that I saw it again and it was real he really does say those things and pastes those pictures eeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEwwwwwwwwwwwwww guacala what a gigantic asshole a picture of himself I guess we are always writing about ourselves no? No. Sometimes we write about others because we cannot stand to face ourselves.
He does a really piss poor job of photoshopping it too the edges are all ragged and sharp no smoothing no blending no professional touch jeez sharkey I mean please for someone as talented as you obviously are in spite of all your noise and fury you clearly are talented but please learn how to photoshop a good counterfeit, okay?
Or, maybe you wanted it to look all clunky and jagged around the edges, like you were looking for the naive, Gramma Moses cut-and-paste oops he saw the scissors look? Huh.
No, no, I believe you were serious, that you meant to offend and abuse my friend, although you probably think you are defending the holy sacred soul of poetry by vomiting such visual puke as you put up on your blog with her face glued onto someone else's ass but please Please PLEASE I mean if you are going to cut and paste a piece of trash like that at least do it with some professional... style, eh? like this little number here...
This was made from two completely seperate photographs David snapped one day looking out the little window of the hole-in-a-wall bar-kitchen he had for a while from two separate photos at two different times of a view at the same place just across the street that I clipped and photo-styled together (no, I did not use "photoshop" I used "photostyler" thus my verb instead of the other yes).

On second thought, this one, too, is amateurish. You can definitely see the merge lines and the smear-touches but I deliberately wanted to make it obvious, too, and make the edges like a ripped piece of paper, yes. So many maybe baby you didn't do such a good thing, after all, Kraptor Shitmouth. But I am still mad at you for that picture of my friend. That was, and is, so fucking crude I won't even tell people where to go look at it. There. Sour grapes. Nya nay ya. Only this: all the respect I had for you has gone up in smoke. Sigh. What a pity. Waste. I had thought a lot better of you. Oh shut up myself enough is enough ya basta de basta de pasta de nada.
(Esteemed reader: if you really must know, write us. We'll tell you personally, one at a time, by email, where to read his... writing. He doesn't understand English. WE HOPE! OffiCIAllly)
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so anyway I'm riding down to the river zone again today the next day going to CECUT this time, not 9, and the minivan green taxi driver is playing (the taxi is green, not the driver) is playing the raunchiest, goddam-filthiest cute-sex rap I ever heard and I am hoping, really hoping it ain't the guy I met in the taxi yesterday he was carrying disks I can just see him laying them on the driver oh God I hope not but well at least the music is decent even if I can't stand the lyrics they are just too damn exciting
man and woman singing she sings ma hump my hump my hump
my lovely lady lump
if you touch it mama
then you gonna start some drama
or something I probably wrote it down wrong of course.
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so in between one thing and another I got pussy all over my brain
and here we go to the cultural event all those lovely women I get to kiss on the cheek
my God but I love Mexico yes
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in the CECUT kissing air
the mother and daughter artists
a pleasure of society
a brush of cult you're
not too lone to borrow
nothing gained but
friend ship all
and every at
to see .
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Con fuse the lamp be
lit, not heavy
too soon to pour the
whine
across my brow, a furrow
shot recognition
e n t i j u a n a r t e
festival de arte
and here the night the catalog
is released
fashionably late you wonder of course
it is but that's not what you wonder
you wander across your page, what Sharkey.Toe
has poisoned your brain, what delicious fury
would make of this his wild rampaging prose full
of vulgar twists and turns you lust for his thrust
and parry word shit word fuck word trash word
you wonder what tiburón tiburón
would make of all this yes kiss kiss hug hug
so good to see you so wonderful to see
you we must be in contact
y e s
his pen, his keyboard, his tongue brain
his brain-tied tongue his tongue tidal
brain wave, his fingers clickity clackity
track his trick turning desperately amateur
cut & paste of your friend's face onto the gross
gaping vulva of that horrifyingly huge, fat woman of your
nightmare dreams where did he find her
how does he keep her alive
in the bear eating
pit of despair
you can see
t h e r e
in her eyes
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HOW does he get away with flashing that utter horror right out here, there, here in your open space between crossed eyes, where God and everyone else can see it yes like an angry, raving dog defending her peso all the way to the gates of heaven oh yes and she said yes and then swallowed the Earth whole like Tiamat destroying Babylon and all the whores of Hopping Babylong Mama Cassidy the lady who swallowed the horse I knew an old lady who swallowed a horse she died of course.
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In the audience. Noticing things. Traditional woven shawl over sleek, hip shoulders in the row in front of me. Postmodern yes. Black gloves on her hands. Scribble scribble scribble.
Up on the dias at the table stage, five sit in honor. Insitutional figures at table. The organizer, the academic, the patron, the curator, the director, here for the presentation of the catalog of the art event that took place last October
entijuanarte
a market of art stalls and performance spaces that took place right here on the broad esplanade outside this building where I scribble sit listen watch tonight, this huge brown federal cultural center called CECUT, yes it was five months ago outside, right outside. Olga Margarita is the curator who has shepherded the catalog into print, and she comes dressed tonight in tidal waves of purple, with a killer purple hat and high-top red tennies trimmed in... what's that? Rabbit Fur? Oh my God I love that woman she is one of the best, the very most wild and crazy bests of the damn smart young artists/curators in Mexico uh huh. Just controversial enough to be pleasant to hug.
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Stop. The room is filling up with artists you don't know even know you don't even know if Tiburón Tiburón speaks or understands English what's the point whether he sees it or not why that is the point damned if he do and damned if he don't you are, Danial denial not you are if or not then so. But you think not. If it's the same who asked whether you would translate two years ago yes. You said probably not you preferred to work with poetry not prose but he gave you a copy of some printed work anyway time to get it out and look at is it look at it look as if it were is it or is it not Mamón?
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she says: "mantener la memoria es una de las cosas más difíciles" and the delicious sound of her intelligent voice takes Mikey and me back to the classes we went to at the center for humanities here seven years ago this spring she taught the classes on art history and local art history. ah. *sigh*
then the academic man talks, the "plato fuerte" main course talk they call it heh he's a cultural anthropologist and he speaks off the cuff but rather eloquently about the concept and the realization of the event as a cultural phenomenon. This idea, he says, of a tianguis (street market) for art, is an important fact of entijuanarte, a fair that is in many ways so much more if we can say it, democratic, bringing the artist out of the galleries and into the streets where the people are, with prices being more democratic, too, without the gallery overhead
scribble scribble scribble
the catalog was not just a thing to organize alphabetically, no, it was neccesary to group the artists together either by their style or material or theme, so that we have one artist on one page, facing another; and now it is here, a physical artefact that we can hold in our hands, we can open it up and participate in this dialogue which one image has with another image
how did you select the artists (THIS MONTH THE CALL FOR AUDITIONS/APPLICATIONS IS OUT at the entijuanarte web site [google it I forget the address] yes)
I did not make the selection, she says, the committee did that. (the others at the table nod). What I did was present the articulation, the arrangement you see here, in the catalog.
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Are you going to the palacio?
The ex-palacio is now open again, after four years of sitting empty under construction. Galleries, library, auditorium, the city palace of culture! 2nd and Constitution.
the patio is half-full
the gallery crowded
the people known
to each
other
the night sings
the artists are crucified and nailed
to the wall
their resurrected bodies mix and gossip
in the patio
chit chat how are you how goes your project
very well thank you except we've been attacked
twice
by rightwing hackers who hate my patron is leftist
so far left he even lives in Venezuela checkitout
and the rightwing haters hackers
masturcomputerbaters
came in
come in
yes come in
aye gringo stop making jokes
and tell them what you really have done
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The ex-palacio is now open again, after four years of sitting empty under construction. Galleries, library, auditorium, the city palace of culture!
2nd and Constitution.
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Amen. Goodbye.
or well... goodbye for now at least
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